Women Are Complex Creature

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

So damning, yet so wonderful.....WOMEN!!!

(written by someone called *Gucci Man ©*)

My Reflection

Interesting! No wonder it is said that "the best man wins", in relation to courting a woman. Not easy to court a woman and win her heart, isn't it? It takes a lot of effort in understanding and balancing between the extremes of women; need lots of patience, love and perseverence to succeed.

But I guess it is easier to court Malaysian women since I was told by a Malaysian female friend that most Malaysian women are still very traditional and they follow their parents' preferences for sons-in-law. So the first thing a man should do is to 'court' his mother-in-law-to-be. ;P That was precisely what a guy who was interested in my friend did... quite successful ya.... hehe. And I undertsand that guys who don't practise this tend to lose their sweet hearts' (even though both love each other) because of parental objection.